Rodrugg

I don’t know Rodrugg, but he makes me giggle until I snot biscuits out of my eyes.

Interesting facts about Hopkinsville.

Hopkinsville is located at 36°51’17” North, 87° and was settled in 1796 by Bartholomew and Martha Ann Wood, a couple from Jonesborough, Tennessee. Hopkinsville was named Hopkinsville for General Samuel Hopkins in 1804 and is the home of Hopkinsville Community College.

In 1805 Ocephius P. Rugg immigrated to Hopkinsville during the crawdad famine of 1803-04 in West Virginia. Ocephius had a superfluous eye above his right ear and an extra foot on his chest. He enlisted in the navy of Kentucky in 1804 and served under Rear Admiral George K. Shlomkope. Within 2 months Kentucky disbanded the Navy and Ocephius was sent to the Army and served under General Samuel Hopkins.

In 1806, during the smoked sausage revolt, Ocephius P. Rugg was seriously wounded saving the life of his General by kicking him in the head and down to the ground before a bloated sausage exploded near the command tent. During Ocephius’s recovery he met and fell in love with Marsha P Crapinashack in June of 1807. They married in July of 1807 a baby boy was born in this union in August of 1807. In May of 1809 they named the boy Schlip.

Schlip was born with two eyes in the right eye socket and a big toe in the left eye socket. Against all odds Schlip lived and even bred to spawn a child after he married Thelma L. Trooprot. The Trooprot/Rugg family lived in an early form of trailer park named the “Stop and Spit” Near this place, a family, called the Suttons, had allegedly seen a UFO and had even shot at alien, “goblin-like” creatures. See the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter and/or UFO.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly-Hopkinsville_encounter

Rodrugg has an armadillo, a Nine-banded Armadillo (Dasypus novemcinctus) which is the State Mammal of Texas.

Although occasionally considered a nuisance by home owners, the armadillo’s habit of digging up lawns is driven by its appetite for grubs, which can also harm lawns.

Originally native to South America, the armadillo now ranges as far north as Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Louisiana. Their distribution is often based on soil conditions, and they are not found where the soil is too hard to dig.

I pray to God in Heaven this is not you. http://www.love.org/204/kiska79.htm Oh please I pray. I would be so devastated.

This looks like somebody I saw at a bus stop. If I could meet her I would ask if it was her and if she said “yes” that would be awesome! Then I could say I saw somebody famous beside Jeff Pepper.

This is the Father of the Nation and he was amazing! He fighted in the first World War, framed up the Constitution, and was the first President. He also was a scientist and worked on peanuts or acorns or whatever. He got his picture on two monies and that’s more than anybody except Thomas Jefferson and Abe Lincoln. These are amazing things and he never lied or stold or killed anybody (except in the war and that’s not real killing).

This is a science guy and I think science guys are like scientists that do science stuff and not like people who boss science guys around. Anyways, I saw him on TV and he poured some liquids on some feldspar and they bubbled up and nobody told him to do it. He just did it on his own.

This guy is always in the news and very famous for scientific purposes. He made the most awesome bomb ever and that’s the A-bomb. My dad has a picture of him in a book with his hair combed back and he looks like Mr. Drummond from “Different Strokes.” I wish he could have lived longer or at least til now.

Rodrugg reminds me of growing up out here in Fredenberg. Back when Jerry Chesney lassoed a moose and tied it up in his barn, and when Toivo Niemi made enough moonshine to supply all the weddings and dances in three townships. Guys like this would be proud of Rodrugg’s goals, and so am I.

His sense of humor beats all others with just one punch from his dry, yet slapstick wit.